Obey to the 10 LBD commandments.

1. Thou shalt not take the name of the LBD, your most treasured possession in vain
2. Thou shalt reapply my lipstick on the hour, every hour to ensure that my kisses are totally irresistible to all.
3. Thou shalt flutter my eyelashes like a frantic butterfly bursting from the cocoon from the moment they open to the second they close at night.
4. Thou shalt powder my nose with golden dust like the sun itself caressed and kissed me passionately.
5. Thou shalt strut like a sleek, slinky panther stalking its defenseless prey.
6. Thou shalt shower myself with a fragrant rain leaving a delicate trace of my beautiful self everywhere I walk.
7. Thou shalt look ravishing and turn a thousand heads in every room I enter.
8. Thou shalt lift, tuck, tie and embellish until my nails chip, boasting the assets my mother gave me {then promise to reapply my varnish to perfection}.
9. Thou shalt sway my hips and swing my hair like a seductive salsa shimmy in the heat of the fiesta.
10. Thou shalt find no other so delectable that can razzle and dazzle quite like my Little Black Dress.